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Medal Demotivational Poster


PURPLE HEART - A Purple Heart proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.


TAGS: medals
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Haarakkon - September 3, 2009, 6:39 pm
Props to those who've earned the right to wear it. Depending on the circumstances though, this can also be the "I'm an idiot" award. Been there.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 3:07 pm
AKA the "Enemy Good Marksmanship Ribbon"...all respect to those who wear it w/o having bought it because you wanna be a PX Ranger!
Shamrock - September 3, 2009, 2:22 pm
A purple heart costs $18.25 and can be found in any Ranger Joe's catalogue.
Doc - May 23, 2009, 5:55 am
Not necessarily - KIA gets you, or your NoK at least, one as well :-(


FREEDOM - A cause worth fighting for.




AREA 51 - Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence Collect Some Medals Find A Wife


TAGS: marriage epic fail wife husband seti medals romance
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by forseti

Azbestos - March 25, 2011, 2:49 pm
Hunnic wife?


MEDALS OF DISHONOR - How many have you collected?


TAGS: life medals honor
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

Bolverk3778 - March 2, 2013, 7:29 pm
These are the medals that politicians get in the first week of taking up their seats.
Krickit - March 2, 2013, 2:45 pm
I win all of them other then the fact that I've never even checked out a library book
GaryO - March 1, 2013, 11:55 pm
Gonna need a bigger board


CANADA! -


TAGS: coming to win a gosh darn gold medal if that s ok
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mr. Shiny - March 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Being a dual citizen, I can totally appreciate this, 5L!
MO - March 4, 2010, 9:02 pm
That gif is the first thing that popped into my head Dre.
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 8:58 pm
Can I still post that .gif of the three canadiens running into each other?
CANADA - March 4, 2010, 8:54 pm
excellent game!
GreyScorpion - March 4, 2010, 8:41 pm
Puck that!! 5L


SWIMMING - It's only a sport when someone wins 8 Gold Medals




Olympic Decathelon 1976 -


TAGS: jenner s gold medal earned
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:03 pm
I agree!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 6:52 pm
I'm glad SHE is keeping HIS medal.
mizzdizz - June 5, 2015, 7:28 pm
Update: IOC (international Olympics committee) has made a statement that he earned that medal and can keep it!!!! 5 L to the IOC!!!!
mizzdizz - June 5, 2015, 7:24 pm
Yo, CHIEF!!!! AMHAN, disabled, honorable dd-214. Fair winds and following seas shipwreck!
mizzdizz - June 5, 2015, 7:22 pm
LOL! Glad I'm not a guy! When I get an itch, I can scratch it later, but nobody can tell I've been enjoying the scenery!!!! LOL!
RetiredUSNChief - June 5, 2015, 12:51 pm
I don't care about the medal. He earned that. But if all this gender swapping is so personal, then he ought to keep it that way, not go about making international headlines about it.
Greeny - June 4, 2015, 9:13 pm
heh - I was talking about his head - you know, can't mess up the hair and all...
Reality Lord - June 4, 2015, 7:50 pm

first i heard of taking his medal away. jackazzez. and greeny he still has his...er...um...you know...man thingy
Greeny - June 4, 2015, 7:18 pm
If he gets that phantom itch, he can't do any scratching
mizzdizz - June 4, 2015, 10:57 am
Tnx, you guys! In 1976, he was Bruce. Anything he/she achieves from here on out, she's Caitlyn. I think it should have been a personal decision and not splashed all over the place so I was avoiding feeding the frenzy, but this is WRONG! I had to speak out
Bandit5906 - June 4, 2015, 8:52 am
Agreed!
freasy - June 4, 2015, 8:33 am
I Agree, Just cause he is doing something stupid now, that doesn't affect what he has done before


win-place-show -


TAGS: medal
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - December 13, 2014, 7:45 am
AU ~ exactly what I thought! Could have entitled this "Quenching" I reckon.
Silverheart - December 13, 2014, 5:18 am

izzat pernounced 'thirst'?
concern3 - December 13, 2014, 4:40 am
It's just the way thing are now 5er


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